Ghosts for Hire
Let’s not overcomplicate this. You need a ghost. We have ghosts.
The key difference is — ours are placed properly.
All spirits listed above have been assessed, categorised, and (to the best of our ability) managed for professional use. Availability may vary depending on lunar cycles, unresolved grudges, and general attitude.
Dougie McGee
Poltergeist | Former Professional Baseball Player (Ohio State Team)
Dougie was a promising athlete in his day, right up until an unfortunate incident involving a car brought his career — and everything else — to an abrupt end.
Now operating as a high-energy poltergeist, Dougie specialises in kinetic disruption. His signature move involves launching baseballs at the living with remarkable accuracy and questionable restraint.
Ideal for:
- High-impact hauntings
- Shock-based experiences
- Clients looking to keep people alert
Not ideal for:
- Quiet environments
- Glassware
Ginevra
Atmospheric Spirit | Former Opera Singer
Ginevra’s voice once filled grand halls. Following a tragic drowning, she sought a new stage — and found her way to us.
She now provides a refined, haunting presence, delivering operatic vocals that carry beautifully through large spaces. There have been reports of guests becoming emotional, reflective, or mildly unsettled.
Ideal for:
- Corporate events
- Theatrical environments
- Venues requiring “ambience” (their word, not mine)
Maeve
Victorian Apparition | Former Scullery Maid
Maeve’s story ends in a house fire, and she carries that history with her — quite literally. She often appears accompanied by drifting smoke and the faint scent of ash, creating an unmistakable presence.
Despite appearances, she is generally calm, observant, and surprisingly cooperative.
Ideal for:
- Period properties
- Heritage sites
- Subtle but effective atmospheric hauntings
The Clayson Trio
Mischief Spirits | Former College Students
A prank. A miscalculation. Three students who never quite moved on.
The Clayson Trio operate as a unit and bring a distinctly chaotic energy to any environment. Known for practical jokes, sudden appearances, and an ongoing refusal to take anything seriously.
Ideal for:
- Halloween events
- Interactive experiences
- Clients who think they can handle it
(They usually can’t.)
Tom Steadman
Historical Apparition | Former Knight (Head Status: Variable)
Once a knight of some standing, Tom now appears alongside his horse, maintaining a dignified — if slightly incomplete — presence. His head is not always present, though this has not affected his posture.
A striking visual figure, particularly in grand settings.
Ideal for:
- Stately homes
- Historical displays
- Clients wanting something “memorable”
If you’re unsure which spirit best suits your needs, don’t worry. That’s what we’re here for.
Get in touch, explain the situation clearly, and we’ll assign accordingly.
Brad Raven
Head of Operations
(You’re welcome)